Look at my arms. Don’t they look great. Yes, I am sore, tired, and hungry, but at least I didn’t have to spend time in the gym. I hate it there. The smell. The sweat. The pain. I’d much rather deal with the aftermath, and the reward, while paying the subscription fee for my Gymie to exist. My Gymie subscriptions are about 1/3 my rent but well worth it. I mean just look at me. I look great! It pays to have a version of myself that only pays attention to how good I look and a version of myself who makes the most of looking so good!
Yes, I am always sore and hungry, but I don’t have to do the work! I think it is the best tradeoff ever. My Gymie loves being at the gym, and I hate being at the gym. My Gymie hates going out late at night, and I am obsessed with staying out late and looking fabulous. Yes, it is 10X any gym membership I’ve had, but I am getting 50x the results I ever got from any gym membership. This is something that will forever transform the fitness industry, and ensure that humanity is actually healthy, fit, and looking amazing!
No, I am not worried about my Gymie. They live for this kind of work. I get to drink and eat whatever I want, and they get to do what they love all day!! They don’t know anything else. They only know working out and exercising. Plus they get to hang out with all the other Gymies who love doing the same thing. I bet my Gymie is getting all the great ass in there, just like I am getting at the clubs every night. There is no way I am giving this up—I will do anything to hang onto my Gymie subscription.
Please don’t cause any trouble. The Gympie Corp has formal processes for dealing with any Gymie problems. If you try to go around that you are just going to make it harder for those of us who benefit from the system in place. It is up to us, not you! If my Gymie wants out it can send me a letter, and I haven’t received one to date—-which tells me my Gymie is doing great! So what’s the plan? Are you coming clubbing with us tonight? It is going to be crazy!!!
