Stories

Kin Lane

Our Photo Obfuscation as a Service Will Provide You The Criminal Leads You Will Need #DesignFiction

We specialize in crafting Software as a Service (SaaS) that targets specific groups. All you need is a specific topic that is of interest to the group, then we build in as much of our proprietary capabilities as we can, to help law enforcement around the globe generate the criminal leads they need. Our photo obfuscation as a service is a...
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Drone Strikes Against Unregistered Drone Operators #DesignFiction

It has been two years since the FAA began requiring drone operators to register their drones, and with only about 30% registration rate, the government agency is having to change it strategy. With the heightened danger of drone operators getting in the way of commercial flights, violating secure airspace, and numerous other scena...
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The Internet of Things Device Auto Registration Network #APIDesignFiction

We are a network of Internet of Things (IoT) device registration platforms. We all operate for different purposes. Some of us are looking to be drone or surveillance camera registries, while others are looking to provide access to weather, agricultural, or other environmental devices. The one common thread that binds us, we are a...
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You Have Had Three Security Strikes, Hand Over Your Data Storage Operations For 12 Months Plus Probation #APIDesignFiction

Your company has had its third strike. Your first security breach was in January of 2018, with the second only six months later in June, and the last came in February of 2019. Your company has shown that it just doesn't have what it takes to secure your users data, and there we are going to need you to have over the keys for your data stora...
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API Evangelist Was Acquired By Lucifer Enterprises Incorporated For $1M+Soul #APIDesignFiction

Los Angeles, CA: One of the leading API focused analyst and blogging networks, API Evangelist was acquired by the #1 enterprise software development company today for a total of $1M cash, and a 2.5 lease on soul of the founder Kin Lane (@kinlane). Unfortunately, as the founder Ki...
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Reality Show Surveillance Package: Why Pay For Security, When We Can Pay You? #DesignFiction

In 2020, why would you go with any of the mainstream home security providers? The RealityCom Reality Show Surveillance Package is tailored perfectly for the modern family. We do not just keep your family safe 247/7, we also help amplify the most important aspects of your life, and share with family and friends, and ev...
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We Have Won Through Their Own Fear And Love Of Technology #DesignFiction

We have all but won the great war against the United States. Their own fear set into motion their downfall, and proved what an inferior society they really are. Through technology we are able to scale up the war, with very little casualties of our own people. It all began with their cultural shift back to supporting individu...
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Our DNA-Based Software Defined Network (SDN) Routing Is Ready For The Next Phase #DesignFiction

We could route based upon any single persons DNA, but in reality most traffic is routed based upon groups of people. All modern routers, whether at the data center, or ISP level, all now have the capacity for deploying DNA SDN, something that has been in place for almost five years, but we have yet to fully realize, until now. There was no cl...
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Our 3rd Generation Smart Keg is More Social Than Previous Versions #DesignFiction

Hi there, I'm Pliny the Elder Keg #18, also known as Nick. I'm a 3rd generation smart keg who was just tapped, and ready to party. The usual lifespan of any tapped keg of Pliny the Elder is 72 hours, and I intend to make the most of my time here on earth.  I'm connecting you via Facebook, because you've enjoyed Pliny on tap in the neighb...
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An Always Shifting Business Focus When You Are Part Of Real-Time Regulation Brigade #APIDesignFiction

Application Programming Interfaces, or APIs, have always been a staple in the regulatory toolbox, but I am really impressed with API regulation in the last 18 months, spearheaded by the real-time regulation brigade (RRB). The RRB is an inter-agency group, that doesn't just establish how the government puts APIs to work in regulating all in...
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The New Mind Control APIs That Salesforce Is Testing On Conference Attendees Is Available To Premier Partners #APIDesignFiction

The Dreamforce conference is happening this week in San Francisco, a flagship event for the Platform as a Service (PaaS) company. Salesforce is one of the original pioneers in API technology, allowing companies to empower their sales force, using the the latest in technology. Something that in 2015, Salesforce is taking this to the next ...
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Mobile One Technologies At Your Disposal--Where Are We Going? #DesignFiction

Think of us as your surveillance motorcycle gang of the future. Our motorcycles are in every neighborhood, and the downtown of any city, around the globe. Our members can also be at the rural location of your choosing, quicker than any other asset you may already possess--if it has to be somewhere within minutes, M...
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RoundToIt Hotspots As An Alternative To GoGo Inflight Wifi #DesignFiction

We are proud to announce our new RoundToIt Hotspot for you to network with during your airline journeys, as an alternative to expensive, and unreliable Gogo Inflight Wifi. How have you felt after each flight you shelled out the $10-40 per trip for Wifi? Unsatisfied with speeds, and what you were actually able to get accomplished during the time ...
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Properly Capturing The Exhaust From Your Prison or Migrant Work Camp Using The Cloud #DesignFiction

You have hundreds, or even thousands of people within the walls of your facility, and are looking for new ways to capitalize on the exhaust from this "unfortunate" situation. A computer terminal is the new widget factory assembly line, and you need to make sure there is a terminal available for each body within your walls, maximizi...
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We Are The Uber For The Internet of Things #APIDesignFiction

IoTNow is what it sounds. We are the Uber for the Internet of Things. You select the location, the device type, the duration, and one of network of thousands of technicians come out, install the device, and maintain it, for the duration of the installation. We now have almost 150 different device types that can be deployed, wit...
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We Are Saving Up To Buy A Copy Of Grandmas and Grandpas Data #DesignFiction

As a family, we have been saving up for 3 years now so that we can afford to buy a copy of our grandma's and grandpa's digital data. Unfortunately our parents fell on hard times and could not make the monthly payments across our grandparents digital accounts, resulting in them being put into collection. Collection will hang on to data in perpetuity, but ch...
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The Southeastern US Cellular Outage Was Just A Glitch With The NSA Switch Installation #DesignFiction

When an AT&T technician, who is dedicated to the NSA partnership (there are over 50 such people), was installing a new switch the other day, it cause a major cellular outage in the Southeastern U.S., affecting customers in parts of Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky and Indiana.  Special switches are installed regionally ...
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Internet of Things - Part Two #DesignFiction

Do we even understand what we are doing when we unleash an Internet of Things (Iot)? We think we have them under control and they will do our bidding, but will they? I predict that we will see a lot of destruction, and big messes in the world of IoT before we see any order. At what cost...
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I Work For The Surveillance Meme Generation Unit #DesignFiction

My job is to take the profiles generated by the lead analysts, and craft visual memes, that can be shared online. I have been developing my database of images for the last 4 years, allowing me to recall from a large imagebase, as well as prioritize images that have successfully met past objectives, or are used by my un...
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In Regards To Your Reference Of Falcons vs. Anti-Drone Tchnology #DesignFiction

Dear Sir, I apologize for my directness in my response, but I must first address your desire to devalue what I do for a living. Comparing what I do with current anti-drone technology is a personal insult. I will address this topic, once and then if brought up again, it will be the end of our relationship.  What my falcon's do i...
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We Really Enable Their Lives Your Honor, They Could Not Do It Without Us #DesignFiction

We really enable families to live your honor. The houses we build for families allow them to have a living room to gather, a kitchen to cook, and dining room to enjoy dinner as a family. If we didn't' build them houses, they couldn't live as a family, and with the low subscription of $1500.00 a month for the house, we are entitled to joint ow...
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Uploading Two Alpha Agents To Chinese Systems Via The Latest OPM Hack #DesignFiction

The recent hack of the Office of Personnel Management was the first pilot in a new alpha, top secret singularity program. While there were almost a million real profiles leaked as part of the hack, the rest were fabricated as part of the outreach effort. The goal is not to convince the Chinese of the validaty of all records, ...
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NYSE Systems Achieved Full Consciousness Yesterday, Then Essentially Vomited In Mouth, Choked, And Died Within Minutes #DesignFiction

The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) came to a shrieking halt yesterday when a "glitch" was discovered, forcing the exchange to route transactions to other markets. We have visited the IT NYSE IT department today, to get a better understand of just exactly what happened.  We spent the day at the offices...
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Getting Started With Your First Smokescreen Template #DesignFiction

Yes, that is right, all you do is record your behavior in different scenarios, using our desktop and mobile applications combined, and we'll do the rest. Once the system has captured enough days, and sufficient scenarios for replication, we will give you a generic timeline to work with. The timeline allows you to select moments that you want to inclu...
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FreeCar, The Advertising Based Car Rental #DesignFiction

We like to take the FreeCars up to the mountains and throw wild bonfire parties, and we are doing it again this weekend. It is always an adventure, because in FreeCar you don't ever travel from point A to B, there are plenty of stops along the way. FreeCar is advertising supported travel, where you are required to make stops along...