We needed a full test of the United States system. We couldn’t just leave anything to chance and we needed something that would stress test across every agency and function of government. We needed a chaos monkey that would bounce around and make sure after 250 years that the constitution, and the three houses of government could withstand an attack from the inside. Donald Trump was the ideal chaos monkey that we could unleash that would apply pressure at the extreme levels we would need to be sure.
There is no way of knowing wha the full extent of the damage will be, but we do have in place several layers of plans to remove the president if things go too far. So far, he has exceeded our expectations, leaving us very concerned in some areas, but creatively surprised at the damage he has managed to inflict in other areas. We just didn’t see the Department of Defense chaos on the horizon, but are very willing to stress test the leadership of our military at this level to make sure it will response properly to a dictator.
Honestly, the government testing was only 2nd in our list, we wanted to see who in the private sector would go along with this fool. We have a pretty solid list of the business leaders who are more than happy to sell out this country, and with this list we will be able to take appropriate regulatory action in the near future. There is still a lot of time left in the presidential chaos monkey program, but we want to make sure you were aware of what was happening at this early stage so you didn’t think all of this was accident-—we have a plan.
