I Am Responsible For This Messed Up Timeline We Find Ourselves In — I now remember the evening that set all of this in motion. When the fracture in the space time continuum occurred. From my position this is when I started down this timeline, but guess y’all...
The Facial Recognition Network Has Exposed That There Are Only So Many Souls to Go Around — At about 60% global coverage for facial recognition network is where we began to suspect there was something else going on. However, it was until about 90% global coverage were we able to verify that...
I Caught Myself Flickering in the Mirror Late Thursday Night — I spend a lot of time working late. 11:00 PM to 3:00 AM is prime coding time. Even after working a 10 hour day at my job, I am usually working 4-6 hours late into...
Autocompleting The Meaning Behind My Messages — It was my teenage daughter and her cousin who first brought it to my attention. She was texting to him on the couch, and then looked over his shoulder to read what she had just...
Stirring Up Some Business Down There — No baby. I’m just the carrier, but every time I do the pick up, I do end up having to spend a whole afternoon with the blowhard. Telling me how much money they are raking...
We Outsource All Of Our Defect Development — We have 3rd party development shops that deliver our defective solutions. When we identify an opportunity for “accidentally” grabbing audio, video, or other data, we make sure a 3rd party development shop has their finger...
The Rogue Tech Employee Training Academy — Not everyone has the guts to be honest about what the future will hold. Not everyone in this country has a bright future, and some are better off burning out instead of facing the dark...
Marty McFly Syndrome Hits 60% Of The Population — We never quite fully understood our physical self before we set out defining our digital self. There appears to be a lot more to our physical self than what we knew, and with 60% of...
Preemptive Executions Are Just An Honest View Of What Is To Come — Not everyone has the guts to be honest about what the future will hold. Not everyone in this country has a bright future, and some are better off burning out instead of facing the dark...
Elon Musk Solves The Water Crisis In Flint Michigan In One Month — It has been one month since Elon Musk vowed to go into Flint, Michigan and solve the water crisis once and for all. The tech billionaire said he had enough when it came to the...
The New Corporate Hustle Algorithm — Dan from IT has released a new version of the corporate hustle application, with a whole new algorithm directing our spontaneous activity throughout the day. This is version 3.0 of the application after our company...
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